what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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