She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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