Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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