Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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