I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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