I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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