we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
