I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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