so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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