I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Randomize
