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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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