Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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