If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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