The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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