just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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