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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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