i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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