what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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