Midget sex pt 2 tonight
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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