She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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