I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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