So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i believe in u and ur pee
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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