Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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