that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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