i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Randomize
