hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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