fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just google imaged poop.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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