found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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