watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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