READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
