Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
