I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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