sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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