Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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