two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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