Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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