it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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