I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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