Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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