But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
