I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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