I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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