But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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