Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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