I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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