Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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