i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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