I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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