Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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