I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Randomize
