oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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