If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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