kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm passing your future prison.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
